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BOOK 1: SCHEDULED FOR 
2025 RELEASE

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Your Origin Story

Here's the great secret:

 

Whether you believe in God, or gods, or simple science, we all can agree we started from the same thing—

 

let's call it a

Me.

Through 99% of our lives, from DNA, to dinosaurs, to sailing the seven seas, 

we've all shared the same story. 

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Meet the
Characters

Whether you grew up on the street, a fancy hotel, or an island paradise with your own private sand castle,

 

once upon a time, we were all a child. 

Explore Your Timeline

Here's the bottom line:

 

At a certain age,

we left our

island

in the sky,

and went on

an adventure

to last a lifetime. 

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THE STORY BEGINS...WITH YOU!

Here's a sneak peek
at where you'll be
going over the course of the series...

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JOY!

Your story begins here, upon receiving your 

very first diary.

Write your personal

about the author page, your acknowledgements, get your table of contents ready, and launch out 

on the first chapter of your odyssey.

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AUS

After receiving your conflict—that is, your personal call

to adventure—it's time to meet your mentor.

ENTER ME...THE FIRST YEAR BEGINS!

Lunch Time

STEP

What are your favorite first school memories?

 

That first step into its exciting new world of possibilities, first friends, first teachers, that fresh apple you deliver with the juice of peanut butter and jelly, that weird hunk of lunch-lady ooze called mystery meat? 

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Boys Sitting on Pumpkins

CLOCKTOBER

The most Spooktacular time

of the Year is here!

Attend your first Book Fair, get ready for the Fall Festival,

bake some pie in the sky,

attend a masquerade,

go trick-or-treating,

outsmart the bully!

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Skipping ahead much later...

Comic Books

SPRILL

Always felt like you were college material? The time to prove it is now...

Remember what it was like to receive your acceptance letter? Or how it would have felt, as you walked past your new professors, as you got ready for the career

 

that would launch you into your

happily ever after?

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MAY

Having now grown up, we "Kids" are off to live our lives. 

 

There is Holy Matrimony, Honey Moons, building new Houses on (little) Green Hills, Careers, and Kids—the Wheel of Life is spinning—Mid-Life Crises, Retirement, Cemeteries and Celebrations of Life—

 

read about it all, and recount it, in this epic, voluminous, near-conclusion to the first grand arc of Me.

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Skipping ahead much later...

Intwined Ribbons

THE TIME BEINGS

Ever wanted to learn String Theory?

 

People say, "Well, for the time being, that's what it's going to have to be."

 

Meet those magical mystical creatures upon which we've based our theory!

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Space Supernova

THE BIG BANG!

Nearly 14 billion years ago (as of the time of this writing), Everything that was, and is, and ever will be, came from nothing.

Just like a bunch of popping popcorn exploding at the movies.

 

Quarks, the Higgs Boson (aka, 'The God Particle',) Protons, Helium Hydride, the Cosmic Microwave—now's your chance to learn about Everything!

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LANIAKEA

The grandest scale of all...here is our home Supercluster, where countless Stories upon Stories unfold...from a Hummingbird Galaxy, to a the Circus Galaxy, to a Wandering Planet which rockets through the Universe, powered by stars...

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THE MILKY WAY

The story of Earth, the story of Us gets closer and closer...we are now in the Great Galactic Thoroughfare that is the Milky Way. Explore all its Arms and Intricacies—dive into the Pillars of Creation, Mystic Mountain, the Key, the Soul, and our Heart!

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Solar System

OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

You have arrived in the Heart of our Story—our own Solar System! Meet Sol, racing Mercury, ocean-covered Venus, Earth (no, that's Mars) and all the other Planets! Our ship's been frozen on Triton...fortunately Pluto has an idea for how to escape—hitch a ride on a Comet!

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WELCOME TO EARTH

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HADEAN

Welcome to Earth—or is it? The Explosive Opening to the Early Early Earth Arc has arrived! The birth of our planet, primordial lava fields, the genesis of our Moon, the boom of a planet hammered by comets, and a Great Flood—noted in all the world's "major" religions—that lasts for millions of years!

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ARCHAEAN

Sail Earth's newly-formed seas, on a Grand Odyssey! 

 

Now that the rain has let up, and the rainbow has come out, become the world's first pirates on a globe-encircling ocean.

 

There are basaltic and granitic islands popping up everywhere, ripe for discovery—just for you and me!

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PROTEROZOIC

Enter the grandest times, arguably, in Earth's young history.

 

Spanning 2 billion years, this is the time of the First Cells, from Archaea and Bacteria—to the time when our DNA weaves and unravels into endless Species—to Eukaryotes, Multicellularity, the Sexual Revolution, Hothouse and Snowball Earth, leading on to the Civilization of the Cell, and a dawning of a new Eon!

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Skipping ahead to
everyone's favorite era...

Reptile on Grass

TRIASSIC

After the largest extinction in Earth's history—the Permian Extinction— the Age of the Dinosaurs begins! It starts out gradually, in our gawky, awkward, egg-laying bodies. —Yes, we may be humble lizards, but we dream to be kings...

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JURASSIC

Here is the time when Dinosaurs rule the Earth. The world starts looking like it does in Jurassic Park. The supercontinent Pangaea is still intact, but pretty soon, in the Cretaceous, there will be a grand explosion...

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CREATE-ACEOUS

Flowers bursting, the Birds & the Bees — The Age of Dinosaurs blossoms into T. Rexes, stegosaurs, massive mousy mammal stampedes and comes to an Epic Conclusion! A rapidly approaching star...the Meteor is coming!

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Many years (and chapters) later...

Gorilla

OLIGOCENE

Back in the Old World, the Great Apes are holding a counsel...dreaming big dreams...one of them seems to think he's becoming awful like this thing called a chimpanzee...

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PARADISE

After the sagas and epic migrations of the Miocene, Pliocene, and early Pleistocene, at long last, Paradise is here.

 

We've found our Forever Home. It seems like Jannah, or Meru, or the Garden of Eden...(or whatever we'll decide to call it).

 

Neanderthals, Denisovans, the miraculous births of humanity's children.

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THE GLOBAL DISPERSAL

(The Great Migration!) At long last, it's here!

 

From a small group of individuals, we spread across Africa, leave the continent, and begin our epic journey across the entire world!

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Trace the paths of your favorite characters, and your own origins, as their unique stories spread across the world
(below is just
a small sampling)

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The Book of You

Across East Asia, there are endless stories of your ancestors...of stone monkeys, samurai, fire-fisted dynasties...

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The Book of Beauty

Trekking into the Eurasian heartland, the Kievan Rus, all the swamps and steppes, impish princes and evil witches sure make it hard to keep pretty...

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The Book of Wishing

The Himalayas are the snowbound palaces of the Gods, and they shimmer like Heaven...descend them into the Ganges, meet the native and the upstart Indo-Europeans, and build your own exalted technicolor dedications...

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The Book of BOOM!

Wander through the Congo Rainforest, hot on the tail of orishas from the Northwest, with an upset stomach, ready to burst at any second...

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The Book of Paradise

Why do your sisters keep saying you need to seek anger management? Pineapples, chickens, pigs, sharks, passion, countless outrigger trips to paradisical islands...these are the accompanying attributes, adventures and aumakua of a progenitor Polynesian goddess...

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The Book of War &  The Book of Kuriosity

Two books, forever interwoven...Into Papua New Guinea and Australia...Arnhem Land, the Sing-Sing Valley...a boy who can't find peace, a girl who's completely convinced she's an elusive cassowary...

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The Book of Hope

Across the Bering Strait into the Americas, Hope's story continued all the way down the Continents, creating the First Nations, breaking off into Tlingit, Miwok, Mohawk, Cherokee, Aztec, Maya, Cariban, Arawak, Embera, Inca, Puelche, Yamana, Hopi....

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Your story continued across heroes, civilizations, the birth of religions

Festival of Color

JESUS CHRIST!

A new celebrity appears on the scene at seemingly every moment, from A to Z, Buddha to Lao Tzu to Jesus to Muhammad (PBUH) to Zoroaster, claiming they know the Ways of Heaven...

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AFRICA & THE BAO-BABS

Jesus? Jes-who? We have our own religions. 

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Across endless roads

Pedestrian Path

The Silk Road

Camels in a sandy desert,

an epic ride through the House of Wisdom out of Baghdad, 

through all of Asia and across

the steppes with Genghis,  

to the Sea of Japan and back again, on the Trans-Siberian "Express"—the Sami with their racing reindeer—sailing from Scandinavia with Erik the Red and his son Leaf Erickson, to a New Found Land...

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Playing in Sand

Of (Sand) Castles & Kings

The story of a king and queen. A dragon that threatens to destroy the kingdom they love.  A prince. A princess. Living a life that seems too good to be true (but is, in reality), a romance, an epic fantasy, wielding a power they never knew they had...

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And endless seas

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ONE PEACE!

The Saga of One Peace begins! Sail across the World's Oceans, meeting Davey Jones, Blackbeard, the great Zhang He, re-unite with old friends on the most legendary of all ships—the EpitoMe!

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All roads lead to You

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New Worlds

Fireworks

Revolutions

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World Wars

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Grandparents

Birthday Celebration

Parents

Happy Little Girl

You!

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